Yeah right, buddy!
With two breastfeeding, but wine loving, wine wives? No freaking way!! (I'm not losing out on another bottle of Grange when I can't drink it. A pretty choice 1982 was consumed by two rather intoxicated gentlemen while I was pregnant with Jarvis. It brought tears to my eyes).
You have to love his good taste though, right?
(If you can't see the fuzzy label, it's a 1975 Penfolds Grange)...